So, we've established that the Ambien gives me weird dreams.
Wine makes me crave spicy, Mexican food that gives me heartburn all night long - yeah, I would know that bc I talked my brother into bringing me nachos from the sev ("the sev"- that's what the sophisticated people called the 7-11.
Tonight I discovered that wine makes me want to chew an entire roll of that pink Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape and blow a gigantic bubble!
Like bigger than my house.
That would be cool.
Wine just makes me sleepy and horny ... I'm glad it makes you want to blow bubbles.
ReplyDeleteWell, I too have my fair share of sleepy and horny. But, my husband is married to his job right now and working graveyard every night for years it seems. So horny and sleepy have temporarily been replaced with cravings for nachos and a need to blow large bubbles!
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