As Tilly so poetically stated the past 2 weeks or so have been really shitty for us both! But, things are looking up, right?
So, who wants to play a game?
Raise your hand and scream, "Me! Me! Me!"
.......................................
Dude! Why are you screaming?
This is the internet and I can't hear you!
The game is called "Where Has Sally Been?"
If any of ya'll can guess where I've been you just might get a prize!
(Tilly, I'm sorry to tell you that you can't play bc you already know everything about my sad life. But, I do love you more than seagulls love french fries so maybe I'll send you some brownies just for being freaking awesome!)
Ok then.
Where have I been?
A: In the clink, making wine in my own toilet.
B: Rescuing baby gorillas in the dangerous jungles of Africa.
C: In the nuthouse, licking windows and playing puzzles all day. Don't touch my helmet!
D:In a wine induced coma. Pray for me.
Ok, go!
Dammit. Why do I never get to play the fun games. I want brownies so much.
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe if you ask really nice and use pretty words like pretty please? :)
ReplyDeleteI'm excited you ladies are posting again. You are so funny. So sorry your last couple weeks have been "shitty."
ReplyDeleteAnd a game, I love games. I am even personally invited to participate!
It seems obvious that the given options are subterfuge, and I will not be taking the bait. My guess is you are in the Witness protection program (a past life in the Danish Mafia) and there was a possibility that they were on to you. You had to lie low for a couple weeks which gave you some time to cultivate a secret fantasy for a mystery man named Chester.