Did you know that Senator Kerry's wife, Mrs. Heinz is part of the ketchup empire?
I wonder if, on the presidential campaign trail, they passed out heinz ketchup packets
and told people to put them UNDER their toilet seats so that when they sat down
it would squirt them and look like blood.
Eww ...
Speaking of blood ... my period is almost here. Stupid periods.
They hurt and they make me tired.
That's it.
Oh ... and alcohol is good.
Now that's it.
Ketchup and periods, they go together like......umm Tilly Pinkwood and her A A A A Alcohol!
ReplyDeleteBlame it on the goose
Got you feelin' lose
Blame it on Patrone
Gotcha in the zone
Blame it on the a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the vodka
Blame it on the enny
Blame it on the blue top
Gotcha feelin' dizzy
Oh Nelly! Now it's going to be in my head all night...err...or should I say morning?
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