Do you hear what I hear?

And tonight I'm listening to (and singing/rapping in a room by myself bc I'm awesome like that.)
What are you listening to tonight?
This is what I hear:

This here's a tale for all the fellas
try to what those ladies tell us
get shot down cause you're overzealous
play hard to get and females get jealous
Ok smartie
go to a party
Girls are dancin' and the crowd is showin' body
achick walks by you wish you could sex her
but you're standing by the wall like you was Poindexter
Next day function high class luncheon
the food is served and your stone cold munchin'
Music comes on and you start to dance
but  you ate so much you nearly split your pants
girl starts walkin'
guys start gawkin'
She sits down next to you and starts talkin'
says she wanna dance cause she likes the groove
so come on fatso and just bust a move
Oh
hey
yay
huh
oh oh
huh
hey
yea
huh
huh
Just bust a move
huh uh
hey
uhh
hea
yeah
yeah
huh
huh
You're on a mission and you're wishin'
someone could cure your lonely condition
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
no fine girls just ugly faces
from frustration first inclination
become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
don't have yourself with a celebate rope
New movie's showin' so you're goin'
Could care less about the 5 that you're blowin'
Theater gets dark to start and you spot a fine woman sittin' in the front row
She's dressed in yellow, she says hello
Come sit next to me you fine fellow
You run over there without a second to lose and what comes next?
Hey bust a move!
You want it, you got it
you want it, baby you got it
Just bust a move
You want it, you got it
you want it, baby you got it
In the city ladies look pretty
guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
then you try to make a move and she says no way!
Girls are fakin'
goodness sakin'
They want a man who brings home the bacon
You got no money and you got no car
then you got no woman and there you are
Some girls are sophistic, materialistic
looking for a man makes them opportunistic
They're lying on the beach perpatratin' a tan
so that a brother with money can be their man
On the beach you're strollin' really high rollin'
Everything you have is your's and not stolen
a girl runs up with something to prove
so don't just stand there  bust a move!
You want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it,
You want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it.
Just bust a move!
Bring it down for me fellas
Huh uh
Hey
Uh
Uh uh
Hey yay
Oh
Yeah
Hey
Yeah
Huh Huh
Your best friend, Harry has a brother Larry
and 5 days from now he's going to marry
He's hopin' you can make it there if you can
Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
You say neato
check your libido
and roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
and there's one more girl you won't be getting
So you start thinkin'
then you start blinkin'
a bride maid looks at and thinks that you're winkin'
She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back
and now you're feeling really fine cause the girl is stacked
Reception's jumppin,
bass is pumpin'
look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin'
Say she wanna dance to a different groove
now you know what to do G bust a move!
You want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it
You want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it
Just bust a move!
You want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it
You want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it
Move it boy!
Uh uh
Hey
Uh uh
Hey
Hey
Oh oh
Hey

I wish rap was still like this.
Then I would listen to rap.
Fo sho.

Incedentally, I'm listening to Glee on Pandora.
Thanks for bring that gem back Glee!
And thank you Young MC for being so rad!