Flying

I went flying earlier tonight.
It went like this...
I walk in to my laundry room, slip on a rougue dryer sheet and FLY across lanoleom floor.
I know what you're thinking, that Silly Sleep Sally has quite the exciting life.
And you're absolutely right. It was absolutely terrifying! I could have died!

These bad boys are dangerous. They should probably come with a warning.
I am lucky to be alive, I tell you!