The Effects of Drinking with Silly Sally

wine makes me sleepy....
and head fuzzy...
and happy....

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http://maddensresort.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/red-wine.jpg

 and randy.....

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vodka makes me silly....
and happy....
and randy....

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http://www.nandanjha.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/absolut_vodka_family.jpg

rum makes me sleepy....
and happy...

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http://img3.findthebest.com/sites/default/files/835/media/images/Sailor_Jerry_1.jpg

and horny....

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http://i1.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens13337601module119113961photo_1306455666sailor_jerry.jpg

beer makes me fearless!

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http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4976807290866228&pid=1.7

at night time I'm usually scared of my garage filled with power tools.
but after a couple beers  I'm out there sanding and painting and drilling!
oh yeah!
let's see, xanax makes me chill.

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http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa156/lockdun1/Xanax.png

ambien makes me sleepy.

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https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwiXppwveOzjF_z2Kei3CBLgtxFtB-OvDdgc5dAnWcwIMtg1m2ZzNpygL0Cnf0rRa3Wlgj0zEiYIEsqwHEV5Oohgy-nxmo7aWi5i1XBMByq1OeszDrHzPxtCaAiIurDfYXNqFcFsB0xBAk/s320/Ambien.png

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http://s3.amazonaws.com/lolsnort_prod/photos/103/small/ambien-walrus.jpg

hamburgers make me hungry....

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http://www.junkfoodnews.net/six-dollar-burger.jpg

and happy....
and silly....
and randy...

mojitos are nice.

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http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4598897444455413&pid=1.7

i love a good wine cooler.

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http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4621858365113986&pid=1.7&w=240&h=180&c=7&rs=1

cosmos are delightful!

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http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/cosmopolitan-cocktail-12852033.jpg

tequila makes me sick....

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http://www.adegadoconde.com.br/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/t/e/tequila_jose_cuervo_especial_ouro_750ml.jpg

and randy...

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http://rlv.zcache.com/tequila_makes_me_horny_t_shirt-rb7e10727731f480c9420472e161aef54_804gs_512.jpg

jagermeister makes me sicker!
barf!

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http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/jagermeister-1qhz.jpg

my brother in law makes the world's greatest mud slide!
lordy! it's so good!

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https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2qr_8FOz_9zoWt7TdkNw-qnQ01WNMhWNXt1slW7ynbQN3uisCFVmJj4YeL8OlXgaQMtjipKOljeEDAEJJJ9J18lOCvtCewe2WFm0FIXsD_xyVaVWdR-JR_uPmeDJ8Dx_7n2t5_FEut9Vi/s1600/mudslide-drink-01.jpg

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2qr_8FOz_9zoWt7TdkNw-qnQ01WNMhWNXt1slW7ynbQN3uisCFVmJj4YeL8OlXgaQMtjipKOljeEDAEJJJ9J18lOCvtCewe2WFm0FIXsD_xyVaVWdR-JR_uPmeDJ8Dx_7n2t5_FEut9Vi/s1600/mudslide-drink-01.jpg

then I ask chili's to try to re-create his masterpiece and I'm always disappointed.

my sister makes a mean appletini!

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http://5fingerevents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/appletini1.jpg

and a mean orange juice with vodka drink!

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http://www.amctv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screwdrivier-590x375.jpg

I'm suddenly filling the urge to drink.
at 4:03 in frickin' afternoon!
uh oh!