Bring it on down to Vegan Ville!!!
Monday, September 23, 2013
Sunday, September 8, 2013
Dear Sal,
Do you remember that when time when we played a duet in High School and I was really nervous and I played really fast? For some reason that moment just popped into my head ...
It was this song, that we played, right? What a beautiful song this is.
It was this song, that we played, right? What a beautiful song this is.
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I tried a new wine last night and I think that wine would be the perfect thing to drink while listening to this song ... weird ... I never thought I'd pair wine with music, but apparently I do now ...
Also ... I decided in my tattoo - are you shocked? It's only taken me YEARS to decide what I want ... ya wanna see what I'm thinking? Sure you do:
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Something like this ... except with just one bird with it's wings spread ... something to symbolize the new me ... what do you think? And I think I want it higher up on my shoulder, but I'm 100% positive that this will be my first tattoo ... Now ... I just have to 'grow a pair' and go and get it ...
All right ... I should go now, but I love you and I hope you had a fantastic time camping!!
Besties For Life,
Til
Friday, September 6, 2013
Camping!
Well, I'm off to go camping! A much needed break from this hectic chaos I called life!
See ya's!
Have a great weekend! :)
Friday, August 30, 2013
astounding
first things first: chester - your wit has had me laughing for several days now. please, please, please don't ever stop commenting on our posts and if you ever feel the need to reveal yourself, i would love that, too.
second things second: i'm tired and i don't feel like using my caps keys - deal with it.
third things third: sally - it's been too long since we've talked - we need to remedy that.
okay - now on to other things - although i'm not sure i've got anything super important to say:
have you ever tried this tea? it's ah. may. zing. (oh, and mr. says that it mixes good with rum - just sayin')
and guess what else, sally - you're going to be SO proud of me ... i tried a coffee drink and i actually drank it without spitting it out and wanting to barf - this news is HUGE. our yummy local coffee house has a drink called the 'cocomo' - i ordered it and asked them to use their magic to mask the taste of the coffee and guess what, they did it. my days of being a coffee hater might be numbered - which will be great for my late night/early morning combos that i sometimes have. when you come visit me, i'm treating you to cocomo, or whatever other tasty drink you might want to taste.
what else? i'm in the market for a new cell phone. there are times when i literally think about throwing my phone against a wall and/or running it over with my vehicle - is there something in cell phone land that makes your phone start to suck whenever your contract is up so that you will be forced to get a 'great deal' on a brand new awesome phone and then be stuck with your service for the rest of your life? i don't mind, i like my service, i just want to be in on the conspiracy.
i have a three day weekend starting tomorrow and i'm enjoying the idea of not going to work - this being said after i've already had two days off this week - sometimes i feel so lazy but then i remember that i work my ass off and that it's okay to feel lazy once in a while.
anyway - enough about me. how are you? what's new in your neck of the woods?
i'm going to sleep now because my eyes are droopy and i'm not even sure that what i've written makes sense. i think it might be boring but i'm so tired that i don't really give a damn, so if you fall asleep when you're reading this (like i'm doing as i'm writing it) i'm not really going to apologize, because it put me to sleep too.
good night big, bad world. sleep tight.
second things second: i'm tired and i don't feel like using my caps keys - deal with it.
third things third: sally - it's been too long since we've talked - we need to remedy that.
okay - now on to other things - although i'm not sure i've got anything super important to say:
have you ever tried this tea? it's ah. may. zing. (oh, and mr. says that it mixes good with rum - just sayin')
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what else? i'm in the market for a new cell phone. there are times when i literally think about throwing my phone against a wall and/or running it over with my vehicle - is there something in cell phone land that makes your phone start to suck whenever your contract is up so that you will be forced to get a 'great deal' on a brand new awesome phone and then be stuck with your service for the rest of your life? i don't mind, i like my service, i just want to be in on the conspiracy.
i have a three day weekend starting tomorrow and i'm enjoying the idea of not going to work - this being said after i've already had two days off this week - sometimes i feel so lazy but then i remember that i work my ass off and that it's okay to feel lazy once in a while.
anyway - enough about me. how are you? what's new in your neck of the woods?
i'm going to sleep now because my eyes are droopy and i'm not even sure that what i've written makes sense. i think it might be boring but i'm so tired that i don't really give a damn, so if you fall asleep when you're reading this (like i'm doing as i'm writing it) i'm not really going to apologize, because it put me to sleep too.
good night big, bad world. sleep tight.
Friday, August 23, 2013
Where Haas Silly Sally Been?
If you follow our blog at all (Hi Hubbs, Mel and Chester McChestertonfield) you'll notice that we've been rather inactive lately.
As Tilly so poetically stated the past 2 weeks or so have been really shitty for us both! But, things are looking up, right?
So, who wants to play a game?
Raise your hand and scream, "Me! Me! Me!"
.......................................
Dude! Why are you screaming?
This is the internet and I can't hear you!
The game is called "Where Has Sally Been?"
If any of ya'll can guess where I've been you just might get a prize!
(Tilly, I'm sorry to tell you that you can't play bc you already know everything about my sad life. But, I do love you more than seagulls love french fries so maybe I'll send you some brownies just for being freaking awesome!)
Ok then.
Where have I been?
A: In the clink, making wine in my own toilet.
B: Rescuing baby gorillas in the dangerous jungles of Africa.
C: In the nuthouse, licking windows and playing puzzles all day. Don't touch my helmet!
D:In a wine induced coma. Pray for me.
Ok, go!
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Dear Sally,
This poor blog has suffered over the past few weeks, but to be fair, we have both had really shitty weeks.
Mostly I just want to tell you that I love you (oh boy, she's about to get mushy) ... I know that life has sucked lately but I want to make sure that you know that the fact that you are my bestest friend in the whole wide world makes my life so much better. There are so many things that we have to do together and pretty soon when we both win the lottery and get really rich we can do all of those things that we have planned.
Life for me has been up and down the last few weeks. I have been worried about my best friend and there were some things that happened in Mr.'s family that weren't so great. My saving grace these past few weeks have been FRIENDS (because they never fail to at least make me smile) and prayer. I met a new friend who taught me how to pray differently than I have ever prayed before - it is direct and sincere and I don't feel like I have to flower up anything because God knows what is in my heart- it is refreshing and has helped me to feel more at peace and feel more comfort as I have been so worried about so many people that I love.
Anyway - enough of the heavy. Just know that you are so damn loved - no if's, and's or butt's about it.
Love,
Tilly
Mostly I just want to tell you that I love you (oh boy, she's about to get mushy) ... I know that life has sucked lately but I want to make sure that you know that the fact that you are my bestest friend in the whole wide world makes my life so much better. There are so many things that we have to do together and pretty soon when we both win the lottery and get really rich we can do all of those things that we have planned.
Life for me has been up and down the last few weeks. I have been worried about my best friend and there were some things that happened in Mr.'s family that weren't so great. My saving grace these past few weeks have been FRIENDS (because they never fail to at least make me smile) and prayer. I met a new friend who taught me how to pray differently than I have ever prayed before - it is direct and sincere and I don't feel like I have to flower up anything because God knows what is in my heart- it is refreshing and has helped me to feel more at peace and feel more comfort as I have been so worried about so many people that I love.
Anyway - enough of the heavy. Just know that you are so damn loved - no if's, and's or butt's about it.
Love,
Tilly
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Monday, August 5, 2013
Dear Sally,
I am supposed to be cleaning and I am putting it off like the devil puts of going to church ... I am SO not in the mood to be cleaning while Mr. is at work - but his day off is tomorrow and we are having some people over tomorrow night, so I only want to make him clean part of the house, not the whole house.
I got distracted by cleaning out my vacuum (how Monica Gellar does that make me?) and then again by fixating on the fact that there is someone out there named Chester who commented on my last post and I want to know if it is someone we know or if it is someone who found this blog randomly ...
I'm also distracted by the Fuzz. She's acting a little more lethargic than usual, and I fear it might have been my fault. She was snooping around in my pantry while I was putting groceries away and a bottle of water dropped - it didn't land on her, but it scared her enough that she bumped in to some other things we have stored there and now whenever I open the pantry door she runs away ... but alas, she just stood up and is gong to eat some food - although she is walking very slowly and gingerly and now she is just staring at her food and looking longingly at her bed ... damn ... I hope she's okay ... oh wait - and there she goes to her water. Success.
Wow - I didn't think that would turn into a running commentary on the Fuzz. Some people and their pets, seriously ...
I am craving a glass of Riesling right now, but I have the car which means that I have to pick up Mr. and I don't have enough time to drink a glass of wine and feel like I can drive. Dammit. Did I tell you that they have yummy sparkling wine here? If you ever come to visit me or I ever come to visit you, you can be damn sure that I'm bringing some for you because it is delicious!!
Hmmm ... how else can I distract myself?
Um ... hello ... how have we NOT talked about this yet?
photo credit:
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=817826
I was SO shocked when I found out and have since re-watched 'Glee' as a way of getting closure. I am so saddened that he will never again make me fall in love with old school songs. And Lea Michelle - oh how my heart just aches for her. What a tragic loss of someone so young and talented (and let's face it - pretty good looking, too). I'm nervous for the episode that they do that discusses his death - I'm sure that it is going to be so hard for them to film ... ahhh, so sad ...
Well - unless you want me to start talking about the Fuzz again, I should probably go.
Besties Furrrrever,
Tilly
PS - if you know who Chester is, please let me in on the secret. Chester - if you truly are someone who just happened upon our blog - welcome. We hope you find it entertaining and honest and lovely. (Although sometimes honest and lovely may not be the same thing - oh well - who gives a damn? Not us!!)
I got distracted by cleaning out my vacuum (how Monica Gellar does that make me?) and then again by fixating on the fact that there is someone out there named Chester who commented on my last post and I want to know if it is someone we know or if it is someone who found this blog randomly ...
I'm also distracted by the Fuzz. She's acting a little more lethargic than usual, and I fear it might have been my fault. She was snooping around in my pantry while I was putting groceries away and a bottle of water dropped - it didn't land on her, but it scared her enough that she bumped in to some other things we have stored there and now whenever I open the pantry door she runs away ... but alas, she just stood up and is gong to eat some food - although she is walking very slowly and gingerly and now she is just staring at her food and looking longingly at her bed ... damn ... I hope she's okay ... oh wait - and there she goes to her water. Success.
Wow - I didn't think that would turn into a running commentary on the Fuzz. Some people and their pets, seriously ...
I am craving a glass of Riesling right now, but I have the car which means that I have to pick up Mr. and I don't have enough time to drink a glass of wine and feel like I can drive. Dammit. Did I tell you that they have yummy sparkling wine here? If you ever come to visit me or I ever come to visit you, you can be damn sure that I'm bringing some for you because it is delicious!!
Hmmm ... how else can I distract myself?
Um ... hello ... how have we NOT talked about this yet?
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=817826
I was SO shocked when I found out and have since re-watched 'Glee' as a way of getting closure. I am so saddened that he will never again make me fall in love with old school songs. And Lea Michelle - oh how my heart just aches for her. What a tragic loss of someone so young and talented (and let's face it - pretty good looking, too). I'm nervous for the episode that they do that discusses his death - I'm sure that it is going to be so hard for them to film ... ahhh, so sad ...
Well - unless you want me to start talking about the Fuzz again, I should probably go.
Besties Furrrrever,
Tilly
PS - if you know who Chester is, please let me in on the secret. Chester - if you truly are someone who just happened upon our blog - welcome. We hope you find it entertaining and honest and lovely. (Although sometimes honest and lovely may not be the same thing - oh well - who gives a damn? Not us!!)
Saturday, August 3, 2013
Dear Sally,
A horse bit your hand? Ouch? Are you going to turn into a horse-human hybrid now? You should TOTALLY turn into a horse-human hybrid. I'll braid your tail and your mane and you would look beautiful.
I am being lazy today. It is 11:00 and I haven't showered, nor do I intend on doing so in the next several hours. Things in my town are smokey and the smoke is making me sick - I don't like it one little bit. Mr. is at work today, so I literally have no obligations ... except for taking a nap - which I think I'll do here soon.
Last night, Mr. drank some gin and some beers and he was very funny. When Mr. drinks he giggles like a school girl and he gets really loud ... I love that Mr. I only had a glass of wine before I went to bed to help me sleep because I felt so shitty, I didn't want to add alcohol to that, too ... but the wine did the trick and I slept like a frog on a log or a fly on a wall or something like that ...
Nothing bit my hand yesterday, unless you count the Fuzz. She likes to bite me when she things I should be petting her, but don't worry, it doesn't hurt and I haven't turned into a cat-human hybrid ... I don't think ... meow ... sorry - I don't know where that came from. Ha ha ... I just spelled from like this: frum. I like frum better. It's much more fun.
Anyway - I hope you've having a happy Saturday.
Love you,
Tilly!!
I am being lazy today. It is 11:00 and I haven't showered, nor do I intend on doing so in the next several hours. Things in my town are smokey and the smoke is making me sick - I don't like it one little bit. Mr. is at work today, so I literally have no obligations ... except for taking a nap - which I think I'll do here soon.
Last night, Mr. drank some gin and some beers and he was very funny. When Mr. drinks he giggles like a school girl and he gets really loud ... I love that Mr. I only had a glass of wine before I went to bed to help me sleep because I felt so shitty, I didn't want to add alcohol to that, too ... but the wine did the trick and I slept like a frog on a log or a fly on a wall or something like that ...
Nothing bit my hand yesterday, unless you count the Fuzz. She likes to bite me when she things I should be petting her, but don't worry, it doesn't hurt and I haven't turned into a cat-human hybrid ... I don't think ... meow ... sorry - I don't know where that came from. Ha ha ... I just spelled from like this: frum. I like frum better. It's much more fun.
Anyway - I hope you've having a happy Saturday.
Love you,
Tilly!!
Friday, August 2, 2013
Sup Sally?
Hey there Sally,
How are things going for ya'll? This one time, at work, I crushed my big toe.. I even have a picture to prove it. I was minding my own business, moving a large piece of furniture when all of the sudden.. WHAM!!! It swung around and demolished my big toe. It has now been 2 months and my toe still looks all purple and disgusting... any way.. I love you guys and hope all is going well for you and your's!!!
Love ya'll!!!
Q
How are things going for ya'll? This one time, at work, I crushed my big toe.. I even have a picture to prove it. I was minding my own business, moving a large piece of furniture when all of the sudden.. WHAM!!! It swung around and demolished my big toe. It has now been 2 months and my toe still looks all purple and disgusting... any way.. I love you guys and hope all is going well for you and your's!!!
Love ya'll!!!
Q
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Royal Baby
Way to go Kate!
If I had a royal baby I would have named him George too.
It's a good name.
If I had a royal baby I would have named him George too.
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It's a good name.
Saturday, July 27, 2013
The Effects of Drinking with Silly Sally
wine makes me sleepy....
and head fuzzy...
and happy....
and randy.....
vodka makes me silly....
and happy....
and randy....
rum makes me sleepy....
and happy...
at night time I'm usually scared of my garage filled with power tools.
but after a couple beers I'm out there sanding and painting and drilling!
oh yeah!
let's see, xanax makes me chill.
ambien makes me sleepy.
hamburgers make me hungry....
and happy....
and silly....
and randy...
mojitos are nice.
i love a good wine cooler.
cosmos are delightful!
tequila makes me sick....
jagermeister makes me sicker!
barf!
my brother in law makes the world's greatest mud slide!
lordy! it's so good!
then I ask chili's to try to re-create his masterpiece and I'm always disappointed.
my sister makes a mean appletini!
and a mean orange juice with vodka drink!
I'm suddenly filling the urge to drink.
at 4:03 in frickin' afternoon!
uh oh!
and head fuzzy...
and happy....
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and randy.....
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vodka makes me silly....
and happy....
and randy....
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and happy...
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and horny....
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beer makes me fearless!
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but after a couple beers I'm out there sanding and painting and drilling!
oh yeah!
let's see, xanax makes me chill.
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hamburgers make me hungry....
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and happy....
and silly....
and randy...
~source~
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4598897444455413&pid=1.7
~source!
http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4621858365113986&pid=1.7&w=240&h=180&c=7&rs=1cosmos are delightful!
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tequila makes me sick....
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and randy...
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jagermeister makes me sicker!
barf!
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http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/jagermeister-1qhz.jpg
my brother in law makes the world's greatest mud slide!
lordy! it's so good!
~source~
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2qr_8FOz_9zoWt7TdkNw-qnQ01WNMhWNXt1slW7ynbQN3uisCFVmJj4YeL8OlXgaQMtjipKOljeEDAEJJJ9J18lOCvtCewe2WFm0FIXsD_xyVaVWdR-JR_uPmeDJ8Dx_7n2t5_FEut9Vi/s1600/mudslide-drink-01.jpg
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then I ask chili's to try to re-create his masterpiece and I'm always disappointed.
my sister makes a mean appletini!
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http://www.amctv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screwdrivier-590x375.jpg
I'm suddenly filling the urge to drink.
at 4:03 in frickin' afternoon!
uh oh!
Friday, July 26, 2013
Dear Tilly,
Of course you're forgiven! I could never get mad at you! You're too damn cute!
Now, I'm going to need photos of the following:
~your freaky ass feet in the sunshine
~the gorgeous pink flowers on your tree
~and the Frisbee on your neighbor's roof- take that shit down! It would drive me crazy too!
From my kitchen window (at 1:18 in the am) I can see my neighbor's kids have left their shoes on my front lawn. 3 pairs of sneakers and 1 lone flip flop.
If they don't pick them up in a few days I will toss them over the fence or have my kids deliver them. It irritates me that they leave their shit in my yard.
It also irritates me when the kids don't wear shoes. Ever. Or when they come in my house without knocking. Or when they use their car as an unsupervised play land. It's not a play land. It's an effing car. The little one showed me that she could fit 6 pennies into the cigarette lighter. Impressive....not!
My kids have left a skateboard, a bike, a scooter and a soccer ball in the front lawn.
Right now they are all being showered by the sprinkler.
I keep telling them that someone is going to steal their stuff if they leave it out like that. I'm tempted to hide their stuff in the back field and see what happens!
My neighbors to the west of us do not have a lawn. They have dirt and weeds. Mainly dandelions. They are the bane of my husband's existence.
I don't mind it so much. "Cupcake" picks bouquets of them for me and we make flower wreaths and pretend we're fairies.
If they've gone to seed they make wishes.
Across the tree my neighbors have a large tree that looks just like Sideshow Bob when it's full of leaves.
I see our camping trailer in our driveway. I have yet to go camping this summer but "the man" and my kiddos have. I couldn't go. I was sick.
I've been sick, which is why I haven't called either. But we've talked since then and I'm feeling better so it's all good.
Love you lots,
Sally
P.S. Have you seen The Sopranos? My hubbs has been watching it on Netflix. I had no desire to watch it. But then I sat down next to him when he was watching it one day and as it turns out it is somewhat of a comedy, not just blood and guts like I thought it would be.
Speaking of blood and guts, True Blood is getting ridiculous! They have vampires, werewolves, shape shifters and fairies now. What will it be next? Freakin' leprechauns?!?
Of course you're forgiven! I could never get mad at you! You're too damn cute!
Now, I'm going to need photos of the following:
~your freaky ass feet in the sunshine
~the gorgeous pink flowers on your tree
~and the Frisbee on your neighbor's roof- take that shit down! It would drive me crazy too!
From my kitchen window (at 1:18 in the am) I can see my neighbor's kids have left their shoes on my front lawn. 3 pairs of sneakers and 1 lone flip flop.
If they don't pick them up in a few days I will toss them over the fence or have my kids deliver them. It irritates me that they leave their shit in my yard.
It also irritates me when the kids don't wear shoes. Ever. Or when they come in my house without knocking. Or when they use their car as an unsupervised play land. It's not a play land. It's an effing car. The little one showed me that she could fit 6 pennies into the cigarette lighter. Impressive....not!
My kids have left a skateboard, a bike, a scooter and a soccer ball in the front lawn.
Right now they are all being showered by the sprinkler.
I keep telling them that someone is going to steal their stuff if they leave it out like that. I'm tempted to hide their stuff in the back field and see what happens!
My neighbors to the west of us do not have a lawn. They have dirt and weeds. Mainly dandelions. They are the bane of my husband's existence.
If they've gone to seed they make wishes.
I see our camping trailer in our driveway. I have yet to go camping this summer but "the man" and my kiddos have. I couldn't go. I was sick.
I've been sick, which is why I haven't called either. But we've talked since then and I'm feeling better so it's all good.
Love you lots,
Sally
P.S. Have you seen The Sopranos? My hubbs has been watching it on Netflix. I had no desire to watch it. But then I sat down next to him when he was watching it one day and as it turns out it is somewhat of a comedy, not just blood and guts like I thought it would be.
Speaking of blood and guts, True Blood is getting ridiculous! They have vampires, werewolves, shape shifters and fairies now. What will it be next? Freakin' leprechauns?!?
Friday, July 19, 2013
Dear Sally,
Please let the record state that I miss you. Please also forgive me for being a horrible friend because I haven't called you this week. Please also let the record state that it is 6:53 a.m., I am completely sober, and this is NOT a drunken post. I WILL call you this weekend.
So let's see what kinds of things I write when it is 6:53 a.m. and my eyes are still puffy from sleeping and my brain is still waking up, shall we ...
- There is a Frisbee on my neighbors roof. I see it every day. It drives me crazy. Part of me wants to hop the fence and rescue that poor Frisbee. I hate it when people leave things on roofs. That is not a good place to stash your stuff.
- I have a tree in my front 'yard' that is starting to bloom very big pink flowers. It is very pretty. Perhaps later today I will take a picture of said tree so that I can share it with you.
- Right now, I'm sitting in the living room on the couch. The sun is just coming up and the way that it is coming through my window, it is just on my feet. When I look at my TV, which is off, so it is completely black, all I see are my feet - lightened by the sun. When I move them, it looks creepy. Now I can't stop staring at them ... creepy ass feet in my T.V.
Anyway, it is now 6:58. At 7:00 I have to get in the shower so that I am not late for work. So, I shall sign off. I hope you have a FANTABULOUS DAY. I will call you this weekend because I love you and I miss you.
Love,
Your very bestest friend in the whole wide world,
Tilly.
So let's see what kinds of things I write when it is 6:53 a.m. and my eyes are still puffy from sleeping and my brain is still waking up, shall we ...
- There is a Frisbee on my neighbors roof. I see it every day. It drives me crazy. Part of me wants to hop the fence and rescue that poor Frisbee. I hate it when people leave things on roofs. That is not a good place to stash your stuff.
- I have a tree in my front 'yard' that is starting to bloom very big pink flowers. It is very pretty. Perhaps later today I will take a picture of said tree so that I can share it with you.
- Right now, I'm sitting in the living room on the couch. The sun is just coming up and the way that it is coming through my window, it is just on my feet. When I look at my TV, which is off, so it is completely black, all I see are my feet - lightened by the sun. When I move them, it looks creepy. Now I can't stop staring at them ... creepy ass feet in my T.V.
Anyway, it is now 6:58. At 7:00 I have to get in the shower so that I am not late for work. So, I shall sign off. I hope you have a FANTABULOUS DAY. I will call you this weekend because I love you and I miss you.
Love,
Your very bestest friend in the whole wide world,
Tilly.
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Bug Karma
I can tell you from personal experience that Karma exists and not just in the human world but in the world of bugs, as well.
Hey! Don't look at my like I'm effing crazy! I'm being totally and utterly serious.
Case in point: I was in my garage smoking a cigarette. I was minding my own business, just leaning up against the wall, listening to the windchiime sing while inhaling the sweet, sweet menthol sucking on a gross and disgusting cancer stick.
As I stood there in the garage I felt something tickly on my leg. I looked down and I had 3 baby spiders climbing up my leg!
(insert heeby jeeby dance here)
So, yeah, I smashed them.
I don't feel bad about it.
I would do it again.
Well, then low and behold here comes Mama Spider (or Daddy Spider, I didn't wait to ask!) so I stomped on it! Smash! Dead! I think Mama's friends must have witnessed this bc for the next ten minutes or so I was living freaking Arachnophobia!
In the course of 5-10 minutes I just killed me about 27 spiders! *shudders down my spine* I can't handle it! Creepy crawly things creep me out!
The last spider I killed died by fire. Frankly it was humongous. I heard him coming before I even saw him!Yeah, he was like a golf ball size and coming right at me! So I did what any normal person would do and caught him in a jar and threw my cig in the jar, thus lighting him on fire. I think I heard him screaming.
Okay, okay, calm down please.
Before you call PETA on me, let me assure you that it was a fight or flight situation here. It was me or the 8 legged freak! And to be perfectly honest I feared for my life. I just did what had to be done.
Here's where Karma steps in here when I turn to walk into the house and.....dun dun dun....step on a bee!!!
At 3 in the morning, mind you.
Aren't they supposed to be sleeping
(insert inner bratface voice here: "Umm....hello? Aren't YOU supposed to be sleeping at 3 in the funking morning? Hmmm???")
Touche Bratface.
It hurt like a bitch!!! Oh and btw, I'm allergic to bees. My epi-pen has expired so I went inside, took some benedryl and slapped some redmond clay on my sting. Aww....
What a night!
Ok now we have come to the end of our story.
Tell me, boys and girls, does anyone know what the moral of our story tonight is?
That's right!
Be respectful of living things or they'll get ya!
*The Golden Rule says: do unto others as you would have others do to you."
But, bugs aren't "others"! They're bugs! Grr!
Also, cigarettes are bad for you. Not sexy or cool.
Bad.
Not bad ass.
Bad!
Don't do it!
The end.
That's all she wrote.
P.S.
Bees be bitches!!!!
Hey! Don't look at my like I'm effing crazy! I'm being totally and utterly serious.
Case in point: I was in my garage smoking a cigarette. I was minding my own business, just leaning up against the wall, listening to the windchiime sing while
As I stood there in the garage I felt something tickly on my leg. I looked down and I had 3 baby spiders climbing up my leg!
(insert heeby jeeby dance here)
So, yeah, I smashed them.
I don't feel bad about it.
I would do it again.
Well, then low and behold here comes Mama Spider (or Daddy Spider, I didn't wait to ask!) so I stomped on it! Smash! Dead! I think Mama's friends must have witnessed this bc for the next ten minutes or so I was living freaking Arachnophobia!
In the course of 5-10 minutes I just killed me about 27 spiders! *shudders down my spine* I can't handle it! Creepy crawly things creep me out!
The last spider I killed died by fire. Frankly it was humongous. I heard him coming before I even saw him!Yeah, he was like a golf ball size and coming right at me! So I did what any normal person would do and caught him in a jar and threw my cig in the jar, thus lighting him on fire. I think I heard him screaming.
Okay, okay, calm down please.
Before you call PETA on me, let me assure you that it was a fight or flight situation here. It was me or the 8 legged freak! And to be perfectly honest I feared for my life. I just did what had to be done.
Here's where Karma steps in here when I turn to walk into the house and.....dun dun dun....step on a bee!!!
At 3 in the morning, mind you.
Aren't they supposed to be sleeping
(insert inner bratface voice here: "Umm....hello? Aren't YOU supposed to be sleeping at 3 in the funking morning? Hmmm???")
Touche Bratface.
It hurt like a bitch!!! Oh and btw, I'm allergic to bees. My epi-pen has expired so I went inside, took some benedryl and slapped some redmond clay on my sting. Aww....
What a night!
Ok now we have come to the end of our story.
Tell me, boys and girls, does anyone know what the moral of our story tonight is?
That's right!
Be respectful of living things or they'll get ya!
*The Golden Rule says: do unto others as you would have others do to you."
But, bugs aren't "others"! They're bugs! Grr!
Also, cigarettes are bad for you. Not sexy or cool.
Bad.
Not sexy.
Not bad ass.
Bad!
Don't do it!
The end.
That's all she wrote.
P.S.
Bees be bitches!!!!
Doh! My bad!
Dearest Tilly,
Of course I remember that's your jam! And you freakin rock at it!Young MC would be so impressed by your MAD SKILLS! See, at the time of my last post I *might* have been a wee bit intoxicated and jammin' to your jam. And from there I'm pretty sure my inner preteen wanted to be like Tilly Pinkwood, the coolest girl in my middle school. (pst...that's you!) Can we be friends that hang out and bust a move together? Oh please! Oh please! You won't regret it! I'll be your best friend ever - your BFFAEAEAEAE -Best Friend Forever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever!!!
With Love,
Sincerely,
So Long,
Farewell,
Alvederzane,
Goodbye,
Adeui,
Hugs and Kisses,
Peace Out,
Silly Sally
Of course I remember that's your jam! And you freakin rock at it!Young MC would be so impressed by your MAD SKILLS! See, at the time of my last post I *might* have been a wee bit intoxicated and jammin' to your jam. And from there I'm pretty sure my inner preteen wanted to be like Tilly Pinkwood, the coolest girl in my middle school. (pst...that's you!) Can we be friends that hang out and bust a move together? Oh please! Oh please! You won't regret it! I'll be your best friend ever - your BFFAEAEAEAE -Best Friend Forever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever!!!
Peace Out,
Silly Sally
Monday, July 8, 2013
Dear Sally,
I LOVE the Glee Pandora station about as much as I love you,
which is A LOT!
Here's to a musical day!!
Love,
Tilly
which is A LOT!
Here's to a musical day!!
Love,
Tilly
Do you hear what I hear?
And tonight I'm listening to (and singing/rapping in a room by myself bc I'm awesome like that.)
What are you listening to tonight?
This is what I hear:
This here's a tale for all the fellas
try to what those ladies tell us
get shot down cause you're overzealous
play hard to get and females get jealous
Ok smartie
go to a party
Girls are dancin' and the crowd is showin' body
achick walks by you wish you could sex her
but you're standing by the wall like you was Poindexter
Next day function high class luncheon
the food is served and your stone cold munchin'
Music comes on and you start to dance
but you ate so much you nearly split your pants
girl starts walkin'
guys start gawkin'
She sits down next to you and starts talkin'
says she wanna dance cause she likes the groove
so come on fatso and just bust a move
Oh
hey
yay
huh
oh oh
huh
hey
yea
huh
huh
Just bust a move
huh uh
hey
uhh
hea
yeah
yeah
huh
huh
You're on a mission and you're wishin'
someone could cure your lonely condition
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
no fine girls just ugly faces
from frustration first inclination
become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
don't have yourself with a celebate rope
New movie's showin' so you're goin'
Could care less about the 5 that you're blowin'
Theater gets dark to start and you spot a fine woman sittin' in the front row
She's dressed in yellow, she says hello
Come sit next to me you fine fellow
You run over there without a second to lose and what comes next?
Hey bust a move!
You want it, you got it
you want it, baby you got it
Just bust a move
You want it, you got it
you want it, baby you got it
In the city ladies look pretty
guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
then you try to make a move and she says no way!
Girls are fakin'
goodness sakin'
They want a man who brings home the bacon
You got no money and you got no car
then you got no woman and there you are
Some girls are sophistic, materialistic
looking for a man makes them opportunistic
They're lying on the beach perpatratin' a tan
so that a brother with money can be their man
On the beach you're strollin' really high rollin'
Everything you have is your's and not stolen
a girl runs up with something to prove
so don't just stand there bust a move!
You want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it,
You want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it.
Just bust a move!
Bring it down for me fellas
Huh uh
Hey
Uh
Uh uh
Hey yay
Oh
Yeah
Hey
Yeah
Huh Huh
Your best friend, Harry has a brother Larry
and 5 days from now he's going to marry
He's hopin' you can make it there if you can
Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
You say neato
check your libido
and roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
and there's one more girl you won't be getting
So you start thinkin'
then you start blinkin'
a bride maid looks at and thinks that you're winkin'
She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back
and now you're feeling really fine cause the girl is stacked
Reception's jumppin,
bass is pumpin'
look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin'
Say she wanna dance to a different groove
now you know what to do G bust a move!
You want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it
You want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it
Just bust a move!
You want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it
You want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it
Move it boy!
Uh uh
Hey
Uh uh
Hey
Hey
Oh oh
Hey
I wish rap was still like this.
Then I would listen to rap.
Fo sho.
Incedentally, I'm listening to Glee on Pandora.
Thanks for bring that gem back Glee!
And thank you Young MC for being so rad!
What are you listening to tonight?
This is what I hear:
This here's a tale for all the fellas
try to what those ladies tell us
get shot down cause you're overzealous
play hard to get and females get jealous
Ok smartie
go to a party
Girls are dancin' and the crowd is showin' body
achick walks by you wish you could sex her
but you're standing by the wall like you was Poindexter
Next day function high class luncheon
the food is served and your stone cold munchin'
Music comes on and you start to dance
but you ate so much you nearly split your pants
girl starts walkin'
guys start gawkin'
She sits down next to you and starts talkin'
says she wanna dance cause she likes the groove
so come on fatso and just bust a move
Oh
hey
yay
huh
oh oh
huh
hey
yea
huh
huh
Just bust a move
huh uh
hey
uhh
hea
yeah
yeah
huh
huh
You're on a mission and you're wishin'
someone could cure your lonely condition
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
no fine girls just ugly faces
from frustration first inclination
become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
don't have yourself with a celebate rope
New movie's showin' so you're goin'
Could care less about the 5 that you're blowin'
Theater gets dark to start and you spot a fine woman sittin' in the front row
She's dressed in yellow, she says hello
Come sit next to me you fine fellow
You run over there without a second to lose and what comes next?
Hey bust a move!
You want it, you got it
you want it, baby you got it
Just bust a move
You want it, you got it
you want it, baby you got it
In the city ladies look pretty
guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
then you try to make a move and she says no way!
Girls are fakin'
goodness sakin'
They want a man who brings home the bacon
You got no money and you got no car
then you got no woman and there you are
Some girls are sophistic, materialistic
looking for a man makes them opportunistic
They're lying on the beach perpatratin' a tan
so that a brother with money can be their man
On the beach you're strollin' really high rollin'
Everything you have is your's and not stolen
a girl runs up with something to prove
so don't just stand there bust a move!
You want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it,
You want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it.
Just bust a move!
Bring it down for me fellas
Huh uh
Hey
Uh
Uh uh
Hey yay
Oh
Yeah
Hey
Yeah
Huh Huh
Your best friend, Harry has a brother Larry
and 5 days from now he's going to marry
He's hopin' you can make it there if you can
Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
You say neato
check your libido
and roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
and there's one more girl you won't be getting
So you start thinkin'
then you start blinkin'
a bride maid looks at and thinks that you're winkin'
She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back
and now you're feeling really fine cause the girl is stacked
Reception's jumppin,
bass is pumpin'
look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin'
Say she wanna dance to a different groove
now you know what to do G bust a move!
You want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it
You want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it
Just bust a move!
You want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it
You want it, you got it
You want it, baby you got it
Move it boy!
Uh uh
Hey
Uh uh
Hey
Hey
Oh oh
Hey
I wish rap was still like this.
Then I would listen to rap.
Fo sho.
Incedentally, I'm listening to Glee on Pandora.
Thanks for bring that gem back Glee!
And thank you Young MC for being so rad!
Flying
I went flying earlier tonight.
It went like this...
I walk in to my laundry room, slip on a rougue dryer sheet and FLY across lanoleom floor.
I know what you're thinking, that Silly Sleep Sally has quite the exciting life.
And you're absolutely right. It was absolutely terrifying! I could have died!
These bad boys are dangerous. They should probably come with a warning.
I am lucky to be alive, I tell you!
It went like this...
I walk in to my laundry room, slip on a rougue dryer sheet and FLY across lanoleom floor.
I know what you're thinking, that Silly Sleep Sally has quite the exciting life.
And you're absolutely right. It was absolutely terrifying! I could have died!
I am lucky to be alive, I tell you!
Sunday, July 7, 2013
Heinz
Did you know that Senator Kerry's wife, Mrs. Heinz is part of the ketchup empire?
I wonder if, on the presidential campaign trail, they passed out heinz ketchup packets
and told people to put them UNDER their toilet seats so that when they sat down
it would squirt them and look like blood.
Eww ...
Speaking of blood ... my period is almost here. Stupid periods.
They hurt and they make me tired.
That's it.
Oh ... and alcohol is good.
Now that's it.
Saturday, July 6, 2013
Motivation
Why is it that the couch is impossible to move from?
I'm in the middle of a 4 (FOUR) day weekend and while I've had a semi productive day,
I have no motivation to get off my ass (can I say that here? I just did) and get anything else done.
I'm not even doing anything. The TV is off, I'm bored of surfing the web, I don't really know
what it is that I want to do? I've got lists and lists of projects, but I really just don't care
about them right now.
I would LOVE a girls night out with my bestie. Some rum, some craft, a chick flick,
some girl talk, some gossip, some laughter ... yes ... that is what I wish I was doing
RIGHT THIS MOMENT.
Bestie - here's to the day when we get to drink some rum together again.
The Delicious Reoccurring Dream
I had that dream again.
The one with the red vines growing up my house.
You've seen the commercial, right?
The one with the lovey dovey couple eating their red vines and then the red vines turn in to actually vines and the vines (and their love) start to grow up their house like some sort of ivy plant?
Well, if you don't own a tv, don't have cable, hate commercials or live under a rock you can see said commercial here.
You're welcome.
I like that dream.
I could eat red vines anytime I wanted, because I could just pick it off my house from my balcony.
Red Vines-
My favorite candy of all time!
Hands down!
Unless, of course I'm in the mood for a Charleston Chew or some Swedish Fish....
The one with the red vines growing up my house.
You've seen the commercial, right?
The one with the lovey dovey couple eating their red vines and then the red vines turn in to actually vines and the vines (and their love) start to grow up their house like some sort of ivy plant?
Well, if you don't own a tv, don't have cable, hate commercials or live under a rock you can see said commercial here.
You're welcome.
I like that dream.
I could eat red vines anytime I wanted, because I could just pick it off my house from my balcony.
Red Vines-
My favorite candy of all time!
Hands down!
Unless, of course I'm in the mood for a Charleston Chew or some Swedish Fish....
Friday, July 5, 2013
The Downy Dryer Ball
Have you ever seen this bad boy in action?
Because I have!
I peeked in during the rinse cycle and -kabam!
It blew my mind!
It's like magic!
Magic I tell you!
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
Happy 4th of July!
Migraines and fireworks don't mix.
I am not a fan of the 4th of July this year.
I'm just going to go ahead bury my head under my pillow and hibernate for the next 73 days, mmkay?
I am not a fan of the 4th of July this year.
I'm just going to go ahead bury my head under my pillow and hibernate for the next 73 days, mmkay?
Monday, July 1, 2013
Did you guess? Did you guess?
Shot to the heart
And you're to blame!
Darlin you give love a bad name!
I play my part
You play your game
You give love a bad name!
(bad name)
Hey! You give love a bad name!
What is it?
Nope.
I'm not telling.
No hints either.
Just wait for the next song and maybe you'll get it then.
The third time's the charm, right?
Ok, here it is:
Friday night and I need a fight
My motorcycle
and a switchblade knife!
Hand full of grease and my hair looks right
but what I need to make me tight is
GIRLS!
GIRLS!
GIRLS!
Really? No guesses? Come on! It's 80's rock people! 80's Rock! Speaking of, have you seen "Rock of Ages"? It is a must see! And a must have playing in the room so you listen while you do crap you gotta do.Watch it!
Shot to the heart
And you're to blame!
Darlin you give love a bad name!
I play my part
You play your game
You give love a bad name!
(bad name)
Hey! You give love a bad name!
What is it?
Nope.
I'm not telling.
No hints either.
Just wait for the next song and maybe you'll get it then.
The third time's the charm, right?
Ok, here it is:
Friday night and I need a fight
My motorcycle
and a switchblade knife!
Hand full of grease and my hair looks right
but what I need to make me tight is
GIRLS!
GIRLS!
GIRLS!
Really? No guesses? Come on! It's 80's rock people! 80's Rock! Speaking of, have you seen "Rock of Ages"? It is a must see! And a must have playing in the room so you listen while you do crap you gotta do.Watch it!
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all
Oh! I've got big balls!
I've got big balls!
And they're such big balls!
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right
and so on and so on....
can you guess what station I'm listening to on Pandora right now?
Oh! I've got big balls!
I've got big balls!
And they're such big balls!
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right
and so on and so on....
can you guess what station I'm listening to on Pandora right now?
Sunday, June 30, 2013
Bubbles
So, we've established that the Ambien gives me weird dreams.
Wine makes me crave spicy, Mexican food that gives me heartburn all night long - yeah, I would know that bc I talked my brother into bringing me nachos from the sev ("the sev"- that's what the sophisticated people called the 7-11.
Tonight I discovered that wine makes me want to chew an entire roll of that pink Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape and blow a gigantic bubble!
Like bigger than my house.
That would be cool.
Wine makes me crave spicy, Mexican food that gives me heartburn all night long - yeah, I would know that bc I talked my brother into bringing me nachos from the sev ("the sev"- that's what the sophisticated people called the 7-11.
Tonight I discovered that wine makes me want to chew an entire roll of that pink Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape and blow a gigantic bubble!
Like bigger than my house.
That would be cool.
Saturday, June 29, 2013
Ambien + Ear Plugs
Back story:
So, lately I've had a lot of family drama and somehow I seem to be right in the middle of it, to the point that I *may* or *may not* be avoiding their calls. I just want everyone to be happy and get along. Is that too much to ask? Honestly?
Also, my husband has been working a shit ton of overtime and I miss him!
Anyway, last night I took my Ambien and went to sleep like a good girl. My little one came in during the night and to sleep with me. She must have been sleeping hard because she was snoring like a bear! I was forced to use ear plugs!
The Ambien and the ear plugs made for an interesting combination and gave me some weird dreams last night!
For example, in one of my dreams I was laying in a hammock with my husband; wrapped in his arms and enjoying the sunshine.
One by one my family members kept walking up to me and shouting. But because of the ear plugs I couldn't hear them! I would sit up, put a hand to my ear and say, "What was that? I can't hear you!" Eventually they all went away and let me enjoy some alone time with the love of my life.
I'm no dream interpreter...I wonder what that dream could possibly mean?!?
*scratching my head*
So, lately I've had a lot of family drama and somehow I seem to be right in the middle of it, to the point that I *may* or *may not* be avoiding their calls. I just want everyone to be happy and get along. Is that too much to ask? Honestly?
Also, my husband has been working a shit ton of overtime and I miss him!
Anyway, last night I took my Ambien and went to sleep like a good girl. My little one came in during the night and to sleep with me. She must have been sleeping hard because she was snoring like a bear! I was forced to use ear plugs!
The Ambien and the ear plugs made for an interesting combination and gave me some weird dreams last night!
For example, in one of my dreams I was laying in a hammock with my husband; wrapped in his arms and enjoying the sunshine.
One by one my family members kept walking up to me and shouting. But because of the ear plugs I couldn't hear them! I would sit up, put a hand to my ear and say, "What was that? I can't hear you!" Eventually they all went away and let me enjoy some alone time with the love of my life.
I'm no dream interpreter...I wonder what that dream could possibly mean?!?
*scratching my head*
Whyyyy???
Why are there no nachos in the house???
Luckily there is plenty of wine.
Counting my blessings.
I'm sad....
Luckily there is plenty of wine.
Counting my blessings.
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
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